"And from my rotting body flowers shall grow, and I am in them, and that is eternity."
- Europeans: I drove forty minutes to the Netherlands for some groceries and then I popped into Germany to see some of my relatives before driving back home.
- Americans: I was in Florida, I drove for nine hours, now I'm still in Florida.
- #australians: i drove for nine hours #now i'm nine hours away from home #no one is here #the streets are empty #how did this happen #where has civilisation gone #i am alone in the universe #oh wait no there's an echidna it's okay
it’s a metaphor, see. you put queer subtext in media right where people can see it but you don’t give characters the power to actually be canonically queer steven moffat, probably (via sheriartywasreal)
he inhaled his scent. he smelled of (ingredient 1), (ingredient 2) and something undefinable, that was uniquely (name of buttsex partner) every single fanfiction uploaded in the last two years oh my god (via brood-of-froods)
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